Pink Slip

Number: 3
Hometown: Seattle
Occupation: Herding cats a/k/a working with lawyers
Position(s): Fetal position when on the floor, otherwise, head up and butt down
Birthday: January 10th, Capricorn, the sure footed goat. -Wait! What?!
Hates: Douche bags, slow drivers, pot holes, and power outages
Loves: Pink, Unicorns, quick wit, geeks & nerds, and massages
Derby Injuries: Too many to name! I don't want to scare you away from playing!
Favorite Derby Moment(s): Getting lead jammer and calling off the jam in my first bout
Meaning of Your Derby Name: That sad place of being dismissed
Favorite. . .
  • ...skate set-up? Riedell 965 boots, Crazy Skates Venus plates (pink, of course!), Mota TKO Wheels (the BEST wheels in the universe!)
  • to skate to? Happy by Pharrell Williams
  • ...things about derby? Finding my tribe and being my own hero
  • ...foods? Chinese, chocolate, and sushi
  • ...things to do off-track? Eat, sleep, shop

Pre-Bout Rituals: Power slamming the elixir of life (water), petting my fluffy unicorn, and praying