Number: 312 |
Hometown: Chicago |
Occupation: Journalist |
Position(s): Jammer, pivot, blocker |
Birthday: July 28 |
Hates: Ignorance, toxic waste, non-dairy creamer |
Loves: Short stories, coffee, my bike, starlight mints |
Derby Wife: I'm an old maid. |
Derby Injuries: Concussion, a whole Rorschach of rink rash |
Meaning of Your Derby Name: Look it up. |
Trademark: A Zen-like demeanor on the track |
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Pre-Bout Ritual(s): Eating eggs for breakfast, cleaning my wheels and listening to loud punk records