Pink Slip
| Number: 3 |
| Hometown: Seattle |
| Occupation: Herding cats a/k/a working with lawyers |
| Position(s): Fetal position when on the floor, otherwise, head up and butt down |
| Birthday: January 10th, Capricorn, the sure footed goat. -Wait! What?! |
| Hates: Douche bags, slow drivers, pot holes, and power outages |
| Loves: Pink, Unicorns, quick wit, geeks & nerds, and massages |
| Derby Injuries: Too many to name! I don't want to scare you away from playing! |
| Favorite Derby Moment(s): Getting lead jammer and calling off the jam in my first bout |
| Meaning of Your Derby Name: That sad place of being dismissed |
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Pre-Bout Rituals: Power slamming the elixir of life (water), petting my fluffy unicorn, and praying