Team | Derby | Circle City Derby Girls | Indianapolis Roller Derby

NAME: Mister Macabre

NUMBER: BDR 529

HOMETOWN: Sweet Home Chicago

POSITION: Announcer

HATES: coffee, chocolate/peanut butter combinations, and people that don't know what the subjunctive case is.

LOVES: beer, beer, and, beer... and other things

PRE-BOUT RITUALS: one bourbon, one scotch, one beer

TRADEMARK: Scalding wit, bombastic outrage

FAVORITE. . .

...song to skate to? some say it's in the hall of the mountain king, by edvard grieg... other subscribe to radar love , by golden earring... myself, i like to skate to istanbul not constantinople, performed by they might be giants.
...things about derby? it's like watching porn, except without the sex and nudity. you can just sit back, watch and enjoy without getting all sweaty.
...drinks? my favorite drink is free, followed by: keg, bottle, then can... after that, i tend to be a bit
picky
...things to do off-track? star wars, paintball, serial killing... er, uh, studying serial killers...
...books? gray's anatomy of the human body, by henry gray... but the t.v. series is nothing like the book
...guilty pleasure? thin mint cookies- if you hate me, throw boxes at me.. if you like me, throw boxes at me.