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NAME: Malice Munro

NUMBER: 18+

HOMETOWN: Manchester, NH--Live Free or Die tryin'.

OCCUPATION: Music and writing student.

POSITIONS: Jammer, blocker.

BIRTHDAY: March 27th

HATES: The other jammer, Faye Stunaway's shoulder checks, Bona Contention’s booty, and Beattie Sedgwick's hip checks, Debbie Downers, ugly boutfits, math, drama, blisters, your face.

LOVES:My teammates, my fans, the haters, refs, tough practices, skinny wheels, booty shorts, after parties, making music, writing, being lead jammer, your mom.

DERBY WIFE: Cruel Whip

DERBY INJURIES: A concussion that left me benched in my first-ever home bout ;-(

FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: Getting lead jammer in my first bout, witnessing Rocky Mountain's epic win over Oly at 2010 WFTDA Championships, and meeting the most amazing girls from around the world.

MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: A tribute to the great writer Alice Munro...and my attitude on the track.

PRE-BOUT RITUALS: Light-yet-carb-heavy meals, yoga, loud music, primpin'.

TRADEMARK: Sheer rage in a sexy boutfit.

FAVORITE. . .

  • ...skate set-up? Vanilla boots, Cyclone DA-45 plates and Heartless wheels.
  • ...song to skate to? "Cherry Bomb" by the Runaways.
  • ...things about derby? PANTS OPTIONAL.
  • ...drinks? Anything sweet and fruity, like the tears of my opponents.
  • ...foods? Pasta, tacos, bagels, sushi...and a little post-practice Steak n' Shake never hurt anyone.
  • ...things to do off-track? Playing the flute LIKE A BOSS, writing, napping, working out, reading, watching trashy TV, carousing with my posse (I roll deep).

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