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NAME: Major Rupture

NUMBER: ID10T

HOMETOWN: Shelbyville

OCCUPATION: Games, Tech, & Roller Derby Chicks

POSITION: Announcer

BIRTHDAY: September 20th

HATES: Audio feed back, Fake Announcer Voices, Slow internet connections, P.E.B.K.A.C. People (Problem Exist Between Keyboard And Chair)

LOVES: Derby Girls, Technology, Long Island Ice Tea, Video Games

DERBY INJURIES: Lost voice from so much derby action, Fat lip from hitting self with microphone

FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: Any Jammer on Jammer action, Derby Baby move during a jam

MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: Homage to my wife, Spleana Rupture. I would not be able to gawk at women in fishnets beating the tar out of each other.

PRE-BOUT RITUALS: Mic check, Review derby names, Locate the beer vendor

TRADEMARK: Our pack is off… and our jammers are off!

FAVORITE. . .

  • ...song to skate to? Whip it… Whip it GOOD! - Devo, Drag the Waters – Pantera
  • ...things about derby? The derby family, they always got your back and give you a hand when you need it.
  • ...drinks? Long Island Ice Tea, Coors Light, Whisky Sour
  • ...foods? Pizza Casserole, Sushi, Chili Cheese Etouffee
  • ...things to do off-track? Kiss the dog, Kick the kids, Scratch the wife…. Ough, that not right?!?

CONTACT? The one standing at the announcer table, NetWrkGamr@GeekNotNerd.com

 

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