NAME: Ms. Ahh-Jenny
NUMBER: H8U
HOMETOWN: New Castle
OCCUPATION: Preoccupied
POSITIONS: I enjoy many positions
BIRTHDAY: February 23rd
HATES: I hate therefore I am.
LOVES: My three Boston Terrorists, Mr. Ahh-Jenny and a select few other humans, industrial music, pain
DERBY WIFE: Shooting Scar
DERBY INJURIES: A lump the size of an apple and some colorful bruises on my hip
FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: On an attempt at 25 in 5 I stopped on lap 17 to puke in a trash can, but I got right back on the track and skated 3 more laps.
MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: Misogyny-The hatred of women. Of course my hate knows no bounds. I'm an equal opportunity hater.
PRE-BOUT RITUALS: Listening to death metal and vomiting
TRADEMARK: Boney shoulder of death
FAVORITE. . .
- ...skate set-up? Vanilla Brass Knuckles
- ...song to skate to? Eye of the Tiger (Survivor)
- ...things about derby? My derby family, the pain-both inflicting and receiving
- ...drinks? Jägermeister, hard cider, milk
- ...foods? Blood pudding, spotted dick
- ...things to do off-track? Practicing random acts of chaos and wreaking havoc. Shopping at IKEA.
CONTACT: ms.ahhjenny@gmail.com
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