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NAME: Ionic Bondage

NUMBER: -273C

HOMETOWN: Westfield

OCCUPATION: analytical chemist

POSITIONS: blocker and wannabe jammer

BIRTHDAY: February 11

HATES: Bad attitudes, boring people

LOVES: music, outdoor adventures, learning new things

DERBY WIFE: Ho CrackHer

DERBY INJURIES: high ankle sprain

FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: All of them!

MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: An "ionic bond" is a bond in which one or more electrons from one atom are removed and blah blah blah - you don't really want to know now, do you?

PRE-BOUT RITUALS: angry music and zoning out

TRADEMARK: yeah, get back to me on that one

FAVORITE. . .

• ...skate set-up? Riedell 595 redline boot, XK4-DA45 plate, Bones Swiss bearings, Fugitive or Speed Rays
• ...song to skate to? Hey Mickey
• ...things about derby? competition and unleashing penned up aggression
• ...drinks? whatever you are gonna buy me?
• ...foods? peanut butter, Oreos, pasta
  ...things to do off-track? softball, soccer, kayaking, casinos

CONTACT? IonicBondage273c@gmail.com

 

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