Ionic Bondage

Number: -273C
Hometown: Westfield
Occupation: Analytical chemist
Position(s): Blocker, Pivot
Birthday: February 11
Hates: Bad attitudes, boring people
Loves: Music, outdoor adventures, learning new things
Derby Wife: Ho CrackHer (CCDG, Retired); Salacious T (NRG)
Derby Injuries: High ankle sprains, multiple bruises
Favorite Derby Moment(s): All of them!
Pre-Bout Ritual(s): Hitting the hockey wall
Trademark: Yeah, get back to me on that one
Favorite. . .
  • ...skate set-up? Luigino Q4 boot, Pilot plate, heartless wheels
  • ...song to skate to? Hey Mickey
  • ...things about derby? Competition and unleashing penned up aggression
  • ...drinks? Whatever you are gonna buy me?
  • ...foods? Peanut butter, Oreos, pasta
  • ...things to do off-track? Softball, soccer, kayaking, casinos
Contact? IonicBondage273c@gmail.com

Meaning of Your Derby Name: It's a scientific thing, you wouldn't understand. =)