NAME: Guano Loco
NUMBER: 130D (A bat echolocation is at 130 Decibels in intesity.)
HOMETOWN: Westfield
OCCUPATION: Being awesome!
POSITIONS: Blocker or pivot
BIRTHDAY: April 30th
HATES: Cheaters, rudeness, crappy attitudes, spiders, blisters, and burpees.
LOVES: My husband, my puppies, beer, Xbox and getting hit by Bona Contention!
DERBY WIFE: Bona Contention….and a few derby mistresses’
DERBY INJURIES: Broken tailbone, and of course bruises and burns... ah the love of derby.
FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: Playing in my first WFTDA sanctioned bout
MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: Bat Woman’s crazy sister.
PRE-BOUT RITUALS: Listening to music, deep breathing, eating a really good carb meal, and visualizing knocking girls down.
TRADEMARK: Laughing when getting knocked down really hard.
FAVORITE. . .
- ...song to skate to? “You Can’t Stop Me” by Guano Apes
- ...things about derby? Always first: the fans, athleticism, bright fishnets with matching knee highs, and camaraderie.
- ...drinks? Leinenkugel– Honey Weiss or 1888, Crown n Coke
- ...foods? Chinese foods, mashed potatoes, and my father-in-law’s French toast!
- ...things to do off-track? Play Xbox, dancing, talk about derby strategy, working out, sketching, and cooking.
CONTACT: Guanoloco130d@gmail.com or when the mayor shines a bright light in the sky.
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