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NAME: Graveyard Gertie

NUMBER: 13

HOMETOWN: Catlin, IL

OCCUPATION: Master of Quality, Scourge of Rusty Transmission Parts Everywhere!

POSITION: Blocker

BIRTHDAY: August 9th

HATES: Cooked fruit, drama, & closed minds

LOVES: Fresh fruit, community supported agriculture, buying local, my furry kids and hubbie, and the smell of evergreens

DERBY WIFE: Still accepting applications

DERBY INJURIES: A giant bruise on my bum in the shape of Strawberry's head

MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: It is better than "DoYouHaveANameYet" and hubbie is on the Race City Rebels as Zom B Khiler so he kills em n I rebury em.

PRE-BOUT RITUALS: None yet but may involve viciously punishing the bottom of a trash can with my lunch

FAVORITE. . .

  • ...skate set-up? The one I'm still working up to buy.
  • ...song to skate to? Lady GaGa Teeth
  • ...things about derby? Girly and tough together
  • ...drinks? Flat 12 beer
  • ...foods? Endangered species dark chocolate with cocoa nibs
  • ...things to do off-track? Hang with my furry kids n hubbie, yoga, belly dancing, motorcycling, mountain biking and scuba diving

 

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