NAME: Crash Menagerie
NUMBER: 1944
HOMETOWN: Orlando, Florida
OCCUPATION: Urban Achiever
POSITIONS: Blocker? I am still a little green behind the ears
BIRTHDAY: August 4th
HATES: Monkey-foot cramps, me-ons, pretention
LOVES: Tom Foolery, sarcasm, parades, rainy nights, snow, candy, playing
DERBY WIFE: Trudy Bauchery, Derby Mistress: C-squared
DERBY INJURIES: Pulls, strains, pains but no visible evidence yet
FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: Being hit so hard I threw up; deciding to keep coming back for more
MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: Homage to Tennessee Williams
PRE-BOUT RITUALS: Not eating, trying to keep it all together, busting out my lightning bolt key chain
TRADEMARK: Dirty shopping cart with Philly Cheezskate
FAVORITE. . .
- ...skate set-up? Riedell 126 boot, Sure Grip Avenger Magnesium plate, Atom Super Gs
- ...song to skate to? "Stuck in the Middle With You" by Stealers Wheel
- ...things about derby?Aacceptance, athleticism, therapeutic, being pushed
- ...drinks? Whiskey and Ginger with a lime, Mint Julep, Bourbon, Champagne
- ...foods? Haribo Gummi Bears- accept no substitute
- ...things to do off-track? Snowboarding, hiking, biking, hanging with my dogs, traveling, catching unicorns
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