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NAME: Bona Contention

NUMBER: Ten7

HOMETOWN: Shelbyville

OCCUPATION: grants – manager, researcher, writer

POSITIONS: blocker, pivot, relief jammer

BIRTHDAY: November 3rd

HATES: artificial flavours, boys, cancer, egomaniacs, narrow minds, polyester

LOVES: high heels, long strands of pearls, men, music, natural fibers, stinky cheese

DERBY WIVES: Hellin Hazard; Mistresses: Bambi Lance, Anya Booty, Guano Loco

DERBY INJURIES: dinner plate sized bruises, face-plant into a concrete wall, and a giant hematoma on my booty

FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: marriage proposal on a paper plate from a fan in Muskegon

MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

PRE-BOUT RITUALS: creative visualization & deep breathing

TRADEMARK: goggles and hip-checks

FAVORITE. . .

  • ...skate set-up? Riedell 265 boot, PowerDyne plates, Bones Super 6 Swiss bearings, Radar Diamond wheels
  • ...song to skate to? Never Gonna Stop Me (Rob Zombie)
  • ...things about derby? athleticism, camaraderie, strength
  • ...drinks? Bloody Mary, Deadeye Stout, Gin & Tonic, Pinot Grigio, Strongbow, Zinfandel
  • ...foods? ice cream, pizza, sushi
  • ...things to do off-track? acting, cooking, dancing, hiking, kayaking, singing, – plus hanging with my friends and the zoo!

CONTACT? bonacontention@gmail.com or by telegraph

 

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