NAME: Bona Contention
NUMBER: Ten7
HOMETOWN: Shelbyville
OCCUPATION: grants – manager, researcher, writer
POSITIONS: blocker, pivot, relief jammer
BIRTHDAY: November 3rd
HATES: artificial flavours, boys, cancer, egomaniacs, narrow minds, polyester
LOVES: high heels, long strands of pearls, men, music, natural fibers, stinky cheese
DERBY WIVES: Hellin Hazard; Mistresses: Bambi Lance, Anya Booty, Guano Loco
DERBY INJURIES: dinner plate sized bruises, face-plant into a concrete wall, and a giant hematoma on my booty
FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: marriage proposal on a paper plate from a fan in Muskegon
MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
PRE-BOUT RITUALS: creative visualization & deep breathing
TRADEMARK: goggles and hip-checks
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CONTACT? bonacontention@gmail.com or by telegraph