Armagayddon

Number: 162
Hometown: Rochester, NY
Occupation: Call Center Agent
Position(s): Blocker, Pivot
Birthday: October 31st
Hates:Olives and patriarchy
Loves: Sandwiches and feminism
Derby Wife: Rage Against the Vagene (retired)
Derby Injuries: Noooooo comment
Meaning of Your Derby Name: Gay people will bring about the apocalypse or something.
Pre-Bout Ritual(s): Quietly visualizing my success.
Trademark: I call it the "Cheerio"…cutting sharp from the outside in to take out an entire wall.
Favorite. . .
  • ...skate set-up? Custom Bont boots with Avenger plates, Atom Boom/Julke 2.0 combo
  • ...song to skate to? Anything by Sleater Kinney
  • ...things about derby? Everything. No, really.
  • ...drinks? Caffeine
  • ...foods? All…except olives.
  • ...things to do off-track? Video gamin', chillin' with my human and dog loves.

Favorite Derby Moment(s): My first bout. I felt like my heart was going to explode; mostly because I was super out of shape.