Albee ChooUp

Number: 0HN0
Hometown: Neither here nor there
Occupation: Unicorn Tamer and Mermaid Catcher
Position(s): To Be Determined
Birthday: January 16th
Hates: Hard butter, brown M&M;'s, doing bios
Loves: Sarcasm and mockery
Derby Wife: Currently doing the single girl swag
Derby Injuries: Throat and gut punches courtesy of LMB
Favorite. . .
  • ...skate set-up? Whatever Katya Lookin puts on my feet
  • ...drinks? You should buy me one at the after party.
  • ...foods? Beer, chocolate, bacon
  • ...things to do off-track? Dream about skating
Contact: Full contact only

Pre-Bout Rituals: Eating glass shards, walking on hot coals