Number: 0HN0 |
Hometown: Neither here nor there |
Occupation: Unicorn Tamer and Mermaid Catcher |
Position(s): To Be Determined |
Birthday: January 16th |
Hates: Hard butter, brown M&M;'s, doing bios |
Loves: Sarcasm and mockery |
Derby Wife: Currently doing the single girl swag |
Derby Injuries: Throat and gut punches courtesy of LMB |
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Contact: Full contact only |
Pre-Bout Rituals: Eating glass shards, walking on hot coals