|Occupation: Art Director; Certified Derby Lite Instructor & Pivot Partner, DERBY LITE: Indianapolis|
|Birthday: June 10|
|Hates: Waiting in line, talking on the phone, getting stuck in traffic|
|Loves: Doggies (kittehs are OK, too), live music, John Waters films|
|Derby Wife: I prefer to remain single - one spouse in my life is plenty. I do, however, have lots and lots of derby crushes.|
|Derby Injuries: Sprained ankle, smashed fingertips (and subsequent loss of fingernail), bursa inflammation of the shoulder ... plus various assorted scrapes, bruises and floorburns. No major injuries to report (knock on wood ...).|
|Meaning of Your Derby Name: It's a spin on Patty Hearst, publishing heiress and socialite, who was kidnapped by a domestic terrorist group in 1974. She was brainwashed and turned into an armed bank robber. After a particular robbery went wrong (a bank worker was shot and killed), Patty was arrested and briefly imprisoned. Bill Clinton later pardoned her.|
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Favorite Derby Moment(s): Getting lead jammer in our very first bout against Demolition City. It was a tough bout, and we lost big. I got through the pack and scored some points, and that felt like an enormous accomplishment.