|Hometown: Planet Earth|
|Occupation: Kicking Ass|
|Position(s): To Be Determined|
|Birthday: August 20th|
|Hates: Chronic pessimism, spiders, and chapped lips|
|Loves: Chronic optimism, snuggles, and chapstick|
|Derby Wife: Still on the market!|
|Derby Injuries: Smooth skatin' so far!|
|Meaning of Your Derby Name: I'm a Fiery Red-Headed Dirigible that will carry my team to war then drop BOMBS on the enemy!|
|Pre-Bout Ritual(s): Make sure I have all my GEAR?!?|
|Trademark: Hooks and uppercuts (legal ones)|
|Favorite. . .
Favorite Derby Moment(s): Getting the email "Congrats, you made the team!"