|Occupation: I try to prevent people from making asses of themselves; and if that doesn't work, then I help clean up their mess.|
|Birthday: April 30th|
|Hates: Mean people (but snarky is okay), people who do not use their turn signals|
|Loves: Sarcasm, a good book, being outside, the beach|
|Derby Wife: TeKillYa SlamHer|
|Derby Injuries: Bruises|
|Meaning of Your Derby Name: In honor of Elizabeth Blackwell who was the first female physician|
|Pre-Bout Ritual(s): Contest with Tiny and Philly on who has the most trips to the ladies room|
|Favorite. . .
Favorite Derby Moment(s): Each time I look at my teammates and realize, "Holy sh*t, I'm actually doing this!"