Elizabeth Smackwell

Number: 44
Hometown: Indianapolis
Occupation: I try to prevent people from making asses of themselves; and if that doesn't work, then I help clean up their mess.
Position(s): Blocker
Birthday: April 30th
Hates: Mean people (but snarky is okay), people who do not use their turn signals
Loves: Sarcasm, a good book, being outside, the beach
Derby Wife: TeKillYa SlamHer
Derby Injuries: Bruises
Meaning of Your Derby Name: In honor of Elizabeth Blackwell who was the first female physician
Pre-Bout Ritual(s): Contest with Tiny and Philly on who has the most trips to the ladies room
Favorite. . .
  • ...skate set-up? Pair of skates with eight wheels
  • ...song to skate to? Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
  • ...things about derby? Athleticism, friendships, and the cool padded shorts
  • ...drinks? Diet Coke (the breakfast drink of champions), beer
  • ...foods? Mexican, coconut cream pie, chocolate
  • ...things to do off-track? Ride my bike, read, hang out with friends

Favorite Derby Moment(s): Each time I look at my teammates and realize, "Holy sh*t, I'm actually doing this!"